Saturday, November 21, 2009

News Today: Fat People Need to Hide

Scary: I would not advise fat people to go to Peru. Just when you thought the news could not get any worse. Peruvian gangs killing fat people to sell their fat to the cosmetics industry. Holy shit....Momma may be putting on lipstick from one of her relatives.The joke always was not kidnapping a fat person. Guess shooting one is ok. What the hell is next?

Now you see why I like the woods?

Se Ya

6 comments:

Mayberry said...

Heh heh, we got a Peruvian at work, and we were razzin' him about that. Scary stuff man, scary stuff. Glad I got my big bore sittin' right next to me, and she's loaded with some 00 magnums!

Sandcastle Momma said...

That's scary - I guess I'll be keeping my chunky self out of Peru.

Diogenes said...

Not that I would go to Peru but I am glad that I am a stringy little thing.

What next, thats like something straight out of Fightclub, stealing the fat from liposuction clinics to make soap to sell back to the 'rich'.

Ewwww!

Borepatch said...

It's not just Peru. Just wait until the Gubmint runs our healthcare, and tells us we need to get ris of some of that fat ...

Frugal Canadian Hermit said...

What a world we live in. lol. I don't know, I just can't seem to figure it all out. Peru huh? I'm not overly fat, but I guess I'll more than likely try my darndest to stay away from there anyway.

TEAM HALL said...

hehehe holy cow!! You've got to be kidding me?!?! They'd make a fortune from my big hiney! hehehe